After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025. From the makers of “excuses why you didn’t throw better that almost sound believable” and “Magnetic Clutches” comes…
Ephemera
My last year in axe throwing
All good things come to an end, and time continues its ever-shuffle toward eventual entropy, now is the time that we reflect on what we’ve accomplished, and what we’re gonna change in the coming year. Wait…you thought I was gonna…gonna…
Six Clutchmiss activities for your axe league to enjoy
Yes, it’s the sixth day of Clutchmiss, and that means only one thing: it’s time to begin the traditional Clutchmiss games! The Clutchmiss games, as I’m sure you remember from your grandparents telling you over Clutchmisses past, are a time…
Don’t wait: here are the REAL answers to Collins Rating questions
It’s the…3rd(?) day of Clutchmiss, and I wanted to give a gift to all of you before the IATF fills your head with a bunch of malarky about the hows and whys of the AxeScores Collins Rating system. As you…
It’s here: welcome to the 12 days of Clutchmiss!
All year long, little axe-kins have been watering boards without asking, offering up chalk to those in need and giving the benefit-of-the-doubt on questionable science calls all to make sure that ol’ Saint Clutchy put them down on the “nice”…
Axe Throwing Conspiracy Theories
Pebbles sent in another banger of a post, and I just couldn’t find a reason to wait on publishing it. So put on your tin foil hat and get your red yarn ready – Axe Throwing Conspiracy Theories Imagine with…
Gang, I was hella sick. Throwing sick is ruff.
Today is the very first day I felt anywhere close to my typical, gregarious self. For the past…hell…12 days (!) I’ve been very, very ill with some sort of para-influenza that did me dirty. But, fortunately, the illness hit me…
An Exclusive Report: What axe throwing is missing.
By guest writer, Amy “Pebbles” Hudson I’ve never been that into sports. As a ginger living in Australia, outside wasn’t a fun place for me. My father, desperate to get me to be interested in anything other than puppets, quickly…
The Name Game: A few axe throwing nickname suggestions
Hello friends, your least favourite superhero, C-man here. On this cold winter night of November the spooky season is over but I’m here to bring the scream one more time. At least to your venue owners, today I’m pitching some…
What to do when your axe venue is burning.
At some point in your axe throwing life, it’ll happen. Probably multiple times, really: your axe venue will start burning down. And while it’s important to allow yourself the grief and frustration of having your axe venue ignite, especially after…