The Meadery, after seven (?) years of hosting some form of axe throwing or another, is shutting its hall on Sunday. As far as axe venues go, it’s a tiny place – just 4 axe lanes. We could only do…
Ephemera
Happy 3-year anniversary to the axe badger!
Welp, we’ve managed it for another year. Somehow, despite all of the factually-inaccurate posts, absurd drivel and syrupy earnestness over a sport where we throw things at wood, we’ve managed to hit another anniversary. As is my right, I’m going…
I refuse to explain any of these: axe throwing ideas that never got past stage 1
I get a lot of ideas, at times. Sometimes from what other axe throwers say, sometimes from the middle point between waking and sleeping. But those little ideas, well, they often don’t materialize into complete, full-fledged posts. They need to…
Creating the PERFECT axe throwing sticker
Every sport has its own, insider culture. For Basketball, it’s the shoes. For football, the…uh…gl…gloves? For Ice Hockey it’s the amount of teeth you collect from opposing teams. For us? The axe throwing sticker. These cute little fellers have become…
How you’ll lose your next marathon axe league: A quiz.
Plenty of quizzes can tell you how you’ll succeed. The scientists at The Axe Badger dared to ask: can we create a quiz about failure. After years of patient research and exciting breakthroughs, our crack team of real, absolutely-do-exist Axe…
Ye old axephorisms for a new axe throwing year.
For IATC last year, I handed out/hid little axephorism cards wherever I could, and I decided to start this year by creating twenty or so new ones. For those that don’t know, an aphorism is a pithy little saying that’s…
A visit from Saint Clutchmiss
Twas the night before Clutchmiss, no-one gave a crap because nobody was working, not even “that” app; The chalk bags were hung by the axe lane with care, filled with cig butts, for Saint Clutchmiss to share; Axe-kin were nestled…
Axepirational posters for challenging axe times.
On Sunday, I threw in a marathon big axe league. Well, “threw” is a bit of a misnomer: I was there, and I chucked axes at a target, but I don’t know if you’d qualify anything I did at that…
IT’S CLUTCHMISS! HAPPY CLUTCHMISS!
YES! YES! GATHER ROUND DEAR THROWKIN! IT’S TIME! CLUTCHMISS IS HERE! Now, for those of you who don’t pay attention to every fakakta idea I share here, Clutchmiss is a celebration for axe throwers that allows us to come together,…
Four tips to add axe throwing into your Thanksgiving traditions.
HOLIDAY POST – HOLIDAY POST – GATHER ROUND ALL FOR A HOLIDAY POST! In a not-at-all-surprising move, I’ve written a generic “get some cheap clicks” post about how you, dear reader, can bring some axe throwing fun into your awkward,…