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How you’ll lose your next marathon axe league: A quiz.
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How you’ll lose your next marathon axe league: A quiz.

Plenty of quizzes can tell you how you’ll succeed. The scientists at The Axe Badger dared to ask: can we create a quiz about failure. After years of patient research and exciting breakthroughs, our crack team of real, absolutely-do-exist Axe…

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by Badger•January 15, 2026January 20, 2026
Ye old axephorisms for a new axe throwing year.
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Ye old axephorisms for a new axe throwing year.

For IATC last year, I handed out/hid little axephorism cards wherever I could, and I decided to start this year by creating twenty or so new ones. For those that don’t know, an aphorism is a pithy little saying that’s…

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by Badger•January 6, 2026January 26, 2026
A visit from Saint Clutchmiss
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A visit from Saint Clutchmiss

Twas the night before Clutchmiss, no-one gave a crap because nobody was working, not even “that” app; The chalk bags were hung by the axe lane with care, filled with cig butts, for Saint Clutchmiss to share; Axe-kin were nestled…

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by Badger•December 23, 2025January 26, 2026
Axepirational posters for challenging axe times.
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Axepirational posters for challenging axe times.

On Sunday, I threw in a marathon big axe league. Well, “threw” is a bit of a misnomer: I was there, and I chucked axes at a target, but I don’t know if you’d qualify anything I did at that…

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by Badger•December 16, 2025January 26, 2026
IT’S CLUTCHMISS! HAPPY CLUTCHMISS!
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IT’S CLUTCHMISS! HAPPY CLUTCHMISS!

YES! YES! GATHER ROUND DEAR THROWKIN! IT’S TIME! CLUTCHMISS IS HERE! Now, for those of you who don’t pay attention to every fakakta idea I share here, Clutchmiss is a celebration for axe throwers that allows us to come together,…

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by Badger•December 9, 2025January 26, 2026
Four tips to add axe throwing into your Thanksgiving traditions.
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Four tips to add axe throwing into your Thanksgiving traditions.

HOLIDAY POST – HOLIDAY POST – GATHER ROUND ALL FOR A HOLIDAY POST! In a not-at-all-surprising move, I’ve written a generic “get some cheap clicks” post about how you, dear reader, can bring some axe throwing fun into your awkward,…

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by Badger•November 25, 2025January 26, 2026
So long and see you soon: A farewell to the meadery’s pro.
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So long and see you soon: A farewell to the meadery’s pro.

We had the tourney finish for our Wednesday league this week, and at the end of it, before he left, Bob (our resident, objectively very best thrower) quietly announced he was done with leagues. Now, he left some room in…

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by Badger•November 7, 2025January 26, 2026
AALOTO Broken Calculators
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AALOTO Broken Calculators

Life is full of assumptions; it needs to be for us to function. Assumptions are just things we believe without having vetted them thoroughly. If we had to check, judge, verify, and evaluate every piece of information coming at us every day,…

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by Badger•October 4, 2025January 25, 2026
Chopper’s rejected all my tee shirt designs
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Chopper’s rejected all my tee shirt designs

The last Choptober (at Cherry Hill) is coming up, and as part of that bittersweet event, the axe house is running a little contest: a “Choptober Challenge” tee shirt design contest, to be exact about it. Well, you know full…

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by Badger•September 25, 2025January 25, 2026
An exit interview.
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An exit interview.

I’m uncomfortable at Urban Open. Exhausted, really, even though it’s only the first day. A mix of trying to photograph everything (while not being a photographer) and working up the nerve to ask people to talk with me for blog…

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by Badger•August 12, 2025January 25, 2026

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