Sometimes, dear reader, sometimes the universe just lines stuff up for you to notice. To get your attention. The universe, in all its immense, unknowable indifference, sends you a series of coincidences just to make sure you’re picking up what…
Opinion
I straight up quit an axe throwing marathon.
I want to say I’m rarely a quitter, but I don’t know how true that statement really is. I do have gumption, for sure. It’s a fact – I won a tenacity award in college. I had a real Rudy…
New throw. New axe? A story in 3 parts.
For the past…I dunno…almost year or so, I’ve been throwing the same axes. They are lovely. I love them. And I like to think they love me, too. And if you’ve paid attention at all to this lil’ novel I’ve…
Dear Clutchy: I’m throwing in Round 1 – please help!
Dear Clutchy, I’ve decided to throw in Round 1 of the IATC – but I’m nervous about doing well enough to earn a spot in Round 2! My axe house was only given 3 spots, and I’m not the strongest…
I finished week 7 and there’s a lonesome feeling.
Maybe it’s because of the music I’m listening to right now (The war is won, yet I am lost), or maybe it’s because I finished out the league in 3rd place which, in my opinion, is the highest one can…
Axe throwing isn’t dying, so stop thinking it is.
Every few months I come across a fellow thrower or a post on faceflop about how axe throwing is taking its last, desperate puffs of a vape pen. And surely, on the surface, it makes sense to believe so; axe…
I messed up by thinking too much: a guide.
Yesterday was the fourth week of our Wednesday league. A day, dear reader, that I normally feel is a little special. A little treat during the week where I get to do something I’m fairly good at, enjoy the company…
IATF Announces new pay-per-month premium app. I have feelings.
The IATF announced today the upcoming retirement of AxeScores (bye, bud. Thanks for my unhealthy obsession with ya), and the upcoming release of the IATF App: “The IATF is excited to introduce our new IATF App, set to replace the…
Great Axpectations: Set goals, but don’t depend on ’em.
First, let me apologize for abandoning you last week. You see, I had the Norovirus, and I was only capable of sleeping and cosplaying as a gargoyle, so I didn’t have much drive or desire to write pithy things about…
Lane etiquette: are you polite, planning, or poopeh?
I did a lot of unnecessary work to get three “P” words in a line there that made even a little bit of sense, so be patient with me as I try to make them work in the context of…
