It’s the…3rd(?) day of Clutchmiss, and I wanted to give a gift to all of you before the IATF fills your head with a bunch of malarky about the hows and whys of the AxeScores Collins Rating system. As you…
Ephemera
It’s here: welcome to the 12 days of Clutchmiss!
All year long, little axe-kins have been watering boards without asking, offering up chalk to those in need and giving the benefit-of-the-doubt on questionable science calls all to make sure that ol’ Saint Clutchy put them down on the “nice”…
Axe Throwing Conspiracy Theories
Pebbles sent in another banger of a post, and I just couldn’t find a reason to wait on publishing it. So put on your tin foil hat and get your red yarn ready – Axe Throwing Conspiracy Theories Imagine with…
Gang, I was hella sick. Throwing sick is ruff.
Today is the very first day I felt anywhere close to my typical, gregarious self. For the past…hell…12 days (!) I’ve been very, very ill with some sort of para-influenza that did me dirty. But, fortunately, the illness hit me…
An Exclusive Report: What axe throwing is missing.
By guest writer, Amy “Pebbles” Hudson I’ve never been that into sports. As a ginger living in Australia, outside wasn’t a fun place for me. My father, desperate to get me to be interested in anything other than puppets, quickly…
The Name Game: A few axe throwing nickname suggestions
Hello friends, your least favourite superhero, C-man here. On this cold winter night of November the spooky season is over but I’m here to bring the scream one more time. At least to your venue owners, today I’m pitching some…
What to do when your axe venue is burning.
At some point in your axe throwing life, it’ll happen. Probably multiple times, really: your axe venue will start burning down. And while it’s important to allow yourself the grief and frustration of having your axe venue ignite, especially after…
FOMO: A Guide For Getting To More Axe Throwing Tourneys
At the start of November my good friend, and all round great human being Matt Evison (aka Happy Axemore) is helping host the IATF major event the Norse Regionals at Valhalla Melbourne, and I will sadly be missing out. With…
Introducing A New Axe Throwing Society.
Dear reader, we have options when it comes to what axe league to join. You’ve got WATL. You’ve got Major League Axe Throwing. You’ve got the IATF. But even with all these choices, I feel like there isn’t one that…
5 Halloween Costume Suggestions for Axe Throwers
You can only go as an axe murderer or lumberjane so many times before the gimmick gets old, so here are a few quick axe thrower costume suggestions for all you folkx who wanna integrate your passion into your upcoming…