Valentine’s day is almost here, but that means only one thing for axe throwers: It’s also almost Throwingtime’s day! A day to celebrate the love, like, and longing we all feel for each and every axe thrower in the universe.…
Ephemera
Axe Throwing League Trophies: going big.
Friends. Dearest sweet thowkin. Axe throwing league trophies were very hit-or-miss at my local venue. Not so much the prizes (which are pretty generous, truth be told), but a physical marker of achievement? It really came down to whether someone…
How you’ll lose your next marathon axe league: A quiz.
Plenty of quizzes can tell you how you’ll succeed. The scientists at The Axe Badger dared to ask: can we create a quiz about failure. After years of patient research and exciting breakthroughs, our crack team of real, absolutely-do-exist Axe…
Ye old axephorisms for a new axe throwing year.
For IATC last year, I handed out/hid little axephorism cards wherever I could, and I decided to start this year by creating twenty or so new ones. For those that don’t know, an aphorism is a pithy little saying that’s…
A visit from Saint Clutchmiss
Twas the night before Clutchmiss, no-one gave a crap because nobody was working, not even “that” app; The chalk bags were hung by the axe lane with care, filled with cig butts, for Saint Clutchmiss to share; Axe-kin were nestled…
Axepirational posters for challenging axe times.
On Sunday, I threw in a marathon big axe league. Well, “threw” is a bit of a misnomer: I was there, and I chucked axes at a target, but I don’t know if you’d qualify anything I did at that…
IT’S CLUTCHMISS! HAPPY CLUTCHMISS!
YES! YES! GATHER ROUND DEAR THROWKIN! IT’S TIME! CLUTCHMISS IS HERE! Now, for those of you who don’t pay attention to every fakakta idea I share here, Clutchmiss is a celebration for axe throwers that allows us to come together,…
Four tips to add axe throwing into your Thanksgiving traditions.
HOLIDAY POST – HOLIDAY POST – GATHER ROUND ALL FOR A HOLIDAY POST! In a not-at-all-surprising move, I’ve written a generic “get some cheap clicks” post about how you, dear reader, can bring some axe throwing fun into your awkward,…
So long and see you soon: A farewell to the meadery’s pro.
We had the tourney finish for our Wednesday league this week, and at the end of it, before he left, Bob (our resident, objectively very best thrower) quietly announced he was done with leagues. Now, he left some room in…
Chopper’s rejected all my tee shirt designs
The last Choptober (at Cherry Hill) is coming up, and as part of that bittersweet event, the axe house is running a little contest: a “Choptober Challenge” tee shirt design contest, to be exact about it. Well, you know full…