We’re now a fair distance from the U.S. Championship events of 2026, and after allowing my noodle-y brain process everything that happened, I’m ready to share some of the highlights, what was wonderful, and what was less-than-stellar. Think of this…
Tourney Report
670 ish photos from the 2026 U.S. championship
My sweet, dear reader. You know what time it is. It’s too many, not-really-very-good photos time from yer ol’ pal badger. At first, I planned to separate out each individual event into their own little section, but after a breakneck…
Why am I even here: A badger’s guide to surviving a no good, very bad axe throwing marathon (and having fun doing it).
I should have known about 10 minutes after waking up. All the signs were there, after all. Today (today being January 1st) was not the day for me to marathon. I wasn’t ready for a marathon. I hadn’t slept well,…
366 pictures from Choptober 2025
It’s that time again! Here are 366 photos from the last Choptober in Cherry Hill. A few notes, as ever: Enjoy!
The Last* Choptober: Revelations
There are, of course, the typical things. Eating free waffles at the Sleep Inn every morning. People whoo-ing across the venue, the sound moving like a murmuration of birds. Jell-o shots. But this was not just another Choptober. This was…
My first knife throwing league/tourney
After owning a set of throwing knives for, like, a year and a half, I finally got the chance to use them in a league. After a very open, loosey-goosey sort of invitation, I gathered up my road dawg OtterGuy…
The U.S. Championship in 200ish, early-2000’s-digital camera style photos.
Gang, I know what I know. And I know I could drivel on about the experience of the Championship and all the little badgery lessons I learned (which I will do, no doubt) – but the day after a tourney…
NYD axe throwing marathon: What the eff happened to me?
I’ve done the Urban Axes: Baltimore New Year’s Day marathon twice, now. Yesterday (actually, today. I’m writing this after getting home), and a year and a day ago (again, a year ago. I want honesty in axe-throwing journalism). Now, I…
Choptober 2024 Pictures From An Early 2000’s-style Camera
Yep, that’s it. It’s time for the Camp Snap version of Choptober 2024. 70-ish photos from a very short man trying his best.
I Think Choptober Changed My Brain Chemistry.
I’m still digging out from Choptober (going through a bunch of early-2000’s-esque pictures, putting my toothbrush back where it belongs. Staring at an axe that I should not have purchased but GAWD it’s so pretty I couldn’t let it go…