I should have known about 10 minutes after waking up. All the signs were there, after all. Today (today being January 1st) was not the day for me to marathon. I wasn’t ready for a marathon. I hadn’t slept well,…
Tourney Report
366 pictures from Choptober 2025
It’s that time again! Here are 366 photos from the last Choptober in Cherry Hill. A few notes, as ever: Enjoy!
The Last* Choptober: Revelations
There are, of course, the typical things. Eating free waffles at the Sleep Inn every morning. People whoo-ing across the venue, the sound moving like a murmuration of birds. Jell-o shots. But this was not just another Choptober. This was…
My first knife throwing league/tourney
After owning a set of throwing knives for, like, a year and a half, I finally got the chance to use them in a league. After a very open, loosey-goosey sort of invitation, I gathered up my road dawg OtterGuy…
400 and 69 pictures from Urban Open 2025
Urban Open 2025 and come and gone, and I spent the greater majority of my time in those hallowed halls snapping away pictures. I think, in total, I had about 4k of them to go through. I managed to snickersnack…
IATC 2025 in about 120 pictures
IATC 2025 happened this past weekend, and I’ve finally managed to dig out from all the sleepiness and content gathering to present to you, dear reader, the ~120 pictures that weren’t absolute garbage (out of the ~2000 pictures I took.…
One Hundred and Fiftyish Pictures From Clutch Shot’s 5/10 Marathon
Still don’t much feel like writing, yet – but I didn’t want to be stickdead in the cosmos so I thought I’d at least offer up a bunch of photos from the Clutch Shot 5/10 tourney. Keep in mind: I’m…
The U.S. Championship in 200ish, early-2000’s-digital camera style photos.
Gang, I know what I know. And I know I could drivel on about the experience of the Championship and all the little badgery lessons I learned (which I will do, no doubt) – but the day after a tourney…
The U.S. Axe Throwing Championship: what I will and won’t do.
The U.S. Championship is happening this weekend at ChillAxe, and your humble narrator will be heading on out that way Friday night to experience and compete in Saturday’s festivities for the first time (both a first in attending the US…
NYD axe throwing marathon: What the eff happened to me?
I’ve done the Urban Axes: Baltimore New Year’s Day marathon twice, now. Yesterday (actually, today. I’m writing this after getting home), and a year and a day ago (again, a year ago. I want honesty in axe-throwing journalism). Now, I…