I have a fair amount of body dysmorphia. Or, well, I guess I should be a bit more clear – I really don’t like my body. They way it slops around everywhere it goes, the stout, wide nature of it.…
Ephemera
Today’s Axe Thrower Horoscopes
There simply isn’t enough prognostication in our sport, and I’m sick of it. Sure, there are lots of throwers out there who will predict how they’ll do against other throwers – maybe even a few who can look into the…
Missing IATC 2025? Recreate the experience in 5 easy steps.
IATC is, without a doubt, expensive. Now that it’s a full week of events, the championship has become a major investment for, like 95% of throwers in the world. But, dear reader, we can’t help but feel a real FOMO…
This is my 200th post – let me disagree with myself a lot and also say thank you.
Well, dear reader, we’ve reached yet another milestone on this blog: No, the IATF hasn’t sent me a cease and desist letter, nor has a maker sent me a bunch of money and asked that I review their product “honestly”…
An Axe Throwing Guided Meditation
Dear reader (listener?!), when I see that our dear community is lacking something, I try to be the person to dig deep and bring that missing something into the light. As it turns out, we are practically BEREFT of guided…
Knives Out: The New IATF Knife Throwing League, and what it really means.
The IATF announced yesterday (in an announcement telegraphed so far in advance it could have stopped the Titanic from hitting that iceberg) that knife throwing is now part of their bevy of throw-pointed-things repertoire. You can read all about it…
The Axe Badger is canceled
Honestly, it’s inevitable. At some point, whether it’s tomorrow or 10 years from now (when axe throwing has been outlawed and I’m just running this site as some sort of performance art), I’m gonna make a big misstep. I’m going…
Yeah. It was me.
Kat and I did some weekend scheming after she’d come up with the idea for a fun lil’ prank post. I wrote it, she and Lisa then made up some graphics and there you go: flawless April Fools prank for…
Tabletop Axe Throwing: Join the Adventure!
Hey friends, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been on your screens but fear not I’m back with a new concept that may or may not have ripped off feats from other media. Today I want to talk to…
The IATF has a unique problem. I’m here to solve it.
One of the more surprising things revealed during the two Q&A sessions – at least for me – was how close the IATF was to releasing the new knife throwing portion of the business. As it was explained, including knives…