First, let me apologize for abandoning you last week. You see, I had the Norovirus, and I was only capable of sleeping and cosplaying as a gargoyle, so I didn’t have much drive or desire to write pithy things about…
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Tips for carpooling to tourneys with axe throwers
Well, it was bound to happen. I’ve written about so many things on this blog that I’m left with the most loosely-associated topics to yap about. And with that glowing introduction, let’s talk about a wildly under-discussed element of our…
Tiny axe thrower interview: Jenny Beams
During the New Year’s Day marathon league at Urban Baltimore, I got the chance to hang out with Jenny Beams (a local Baltimore thrower) and re-record an interview I previously mucked up from months before. Truth be told: I thought…
Lane etiquette: are you polite, planning, or poopeh?
I did a lot of unnecessary work to get three “P” words in a line there that made even a little bit of sense, so be patient with me as I try to make them work in the context of…
The newest product from Axe Badger, Inc.
After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025. From the makers of “excuses why you didn’t throw better that almost sound believable” and “Magnetic Clutches” comes…
NYD axe throwing marathon: What the eff happened to me?
I’ve done the Urban Axes: Baltimore New Year’s Day marathon twice, now. Yesterday (actually, today. I’m writing this after getting home), and a year and a day ago (again, a year ago. I want honesty in axe-throwing journalism). Now, I…
My last year in axe throwing
All good things come to an end, and time continues its ever-shuffle toward eventual entropy, now is the time that we reflect on what we’ve accomplished, and what we’re gonna change in the coming year. Wait…you thought I was gonna…gonna…
Tiny Axe Thrower Interview: Axestrator
This tiny axe thrower interview came from the Harry Potter Marathon that Meduseld Meadery put on a month or two back. It was a blast of a time, made all the better by my chance in getting to know Axestrator…
Six Clutchmiss activities for your axe league to enjoy
Yes, it’s the sixth day of Clutchmiss, and that means only one thing: it’s time to begin the traditional Clutchmiss games! The Clutchmiss games, as I’m sure you remember from your grandparents telling you over Clutchmisses past, are a time…
Don’t wait: here are the REAL answers to Collins Rating questions
It’s the…3rd(?) day of Clutchmiss, and I wanted to give a gift to all of you before the IATF fills your head with a bunch of malarky about the hows and whys of the AxeScores Collins Rating system. As you…