During the New Year’s Day marathon league at Urban Baltimore, I got the chance to hang out with Jenny Beams (a local Baltimore thrower) and re-record an interview I previously mucked up from months before. Truth be told: I thought…
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Lane etiquette: are you polite, planning, or poopeh?
I did a lot of unnecessary work to get three “P” words in a line there that made even a little bit of sense, so be patient with me as I try to make them work in the context of…
The newest product from Axe Badger, Inc.
After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025. From the makers of “excuses why you didn’t throw better that almost sound believable” and “Magnetic Clutches” comes…
NYD axe throwing marathon: What the eff happened to me?
I’ve done the Urban Axes: Baltimore New Year’s Day marathon twice, now. Yesterday (actually, today. I’m writing this after getting home), and a year and a day ago (again, a year ago. I want honesty in axe-throwing journalism). Now, I…
My last year in axe throwing
All good things come to an end, and time continues its ever-shuffle toward eventual entropy, now is the time that we reflect on what we’ve accomplished, and what we’re gonna change in the coming year. Wait…you thought I was gonna…gonna…
Tiny Axe Thrower Interview: Axestrator
This tiny axe thrower interview came from the Harry Potter Marathon that Meduseld Meadery put on a month or two back. It was a blast of a time, made all the better by my chance in getting to know Axestrator…
Six Clutchmiss activities for your axe league to enjoy
Yes, it’s the sixth day of Clutchmiss, and that means only one thing: it’s time to begin the traditional Clutchmiss games! The Clutchmiss games, as I’m sure you remember from your grandparents telling you over Clutchmisses past, are a time…
Don’t wait: here are the REAL answers to Collins Rating questions
It’s the…3rd(?) day of Clutchmiss, and I wanted to give a gift to all of you before the IATF fills your head with a bunch of malarky about the hows and whys of the AxeScores Collins Rating system. As you…
Axe Thrower Interview: Tristan Campbell (Part 2)
Hello and welcome to part 2 of the definitely NOT a “tiny interview” ™ with Tristan Campbell. This piece is a little longer than the average Badger post, but Matt trusted me when I said I felt the material deserved…
It’s here: welcome to the 12 days of Clutchmiss!
All year long, little axe-kins have been watering boards without asking, offering up chalk to those in need and giving the benefit-of-the-doubt on questionable science calls all to make sure that ol’ Saint Clutchy put them down on the “nice”…