Valentine’s day is almost here, but that means only one thing for axe throwers: It’s also almost Throwingtime’s day! A day to celebrate the love, like, and longing we all feel for each and every axe thrower in the universe. Fortunately, you needn’t worry about finding the perfect card for your favorite throwkin out there!
The dedicated folx in our Department of Romance spent like, so much time coming up with the very best in romantic, memorable messages for you to admit your lurrrv for each other. And if you want more, you can lookie right here for last year’s cards (I think they are better, but I’m a tough critic). Buckle in:
