There is nothing more difficult, nothing more EMBARASSING than not having a nickname as an axe thrower. Pivotal, missed clutches. Accidentally throwing with your axe cover still on your axe. Messing up in Axescores. ALL OF THEM MOMENTARY, COMPARED TO THE DEEP, UNFORGIVABLE SIN OF NOT HAVING AN AXE-THROWER'S NICKNAME.
But worry not. Your friends (read: I'm the only person writing for this blog) at The Axe Badger have worked hard (for the past 10 minutes) creating a handy axe thrower's nickname cheat sheet. It'll be on you to convince your league that they gave it to you originally, but that's not my concern. So, without further ado: What's your axe throwing nickname?
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