After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025.
From the makers of "excuses why you didn't throw better that almost sound believable" and "Magnetic Clutches" comes the Decoyn! A carry anywhere, achieve-one-specific-thing product.
Now, sharks, I know what you're thinking: "God, am I attracted to a badger?! Is that legal?!" - but you might also be thinking "Badger, why would I need a coin like this? I have an 81 coin already!"
Well, friends, this coin isn't about you. It's about tricking your favorite/least favorite axe thrower into throwing this down instead of their own 81 coin.
Simply steal (erm...replace) their legitimate 81 coin with this beauty, and then challenge them! It's as simple as light theft and gaslighting, buddies!
Costing only your own self-respect and the kindness shown by people around you, the Decoyn is well worth the investment! And just think of all those delicious drinks you'll get from people who, frankly, won't want to hang out with you anymore.
So run, don't walk, to your local...uh...hmm...
Well just start running, I guess - and get your Decoyn today!
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