The IATF has a unique problem. I'm here to solve it.

One of the more surprising things revealed during the two Q&A sessions - at least for me - was how close the IATF was to releasing the new knife throwing portion of the business. As it was explained, including knives in the IATF is part of a multi-pronged approach to becoming financially independent from BATL, plus people seem to really like throwing knives.

Now, I'm all for it, mostly because I don't have any reason not to be, and I can fit more stuff in my axe bag so why not - but it does put the IATF in a challenging position. A position, I'm glad to say, I can help with.

What does IATF mean if you need to include more than axes in that "A"? Yah can't have your name be "International Axe Throwing Federation" and then also have knivesssss for gub's sake!

Editors note: You absolutely can. The universe doesn't care about definitions or meaning. We're all the stuff of stars trying to not think about the eventual, freezing entropy of ourselves.

BUT - I went ahead and did some deep market research - free of charge - to help the IATF rework the meaning behind its acronym. Here is the result of all that hard work:

• It's All Throwing, Friend!

• If Anyone Tosses (it), Fabulous.

• International Axes & Things Federation

• International All Throws Federation

• I Am Throwing, Fuckboi!

• In App? Ten Fifty.

• If Aiming, Throw Forward

• It's All Truly Fun

• I Am Trying, Frick!

• International Attempts To Fund

• If Anything, Try Faking (it)

• International All The Flings

I look forward to the IATF utilizing one of these fine, fine replacements. I ALSO look forward to that big, fat check they'll send me for the honor. You're not the only one desperately seeking solvency.