Oct 152 min read

5 Halloween Costume Suggestions for Axe Throwers

You can only go as an axe murderer or lumberjane so many times before the gimmick gets old, so here are a few quick axe thrower costume suggestions for all you folkx who wanna integrate your passion into your upcoming halloween party:

THE IATF RULESET

Stylish? No.

Sleek? No, again.

But you'll get people arguing over you all night long when you dress as the IATF ruleset!

Make sure to sound ambiguous enough that people can interpret anything you say differently, but be weirdly clear about the Collins Rating system - just to make it extra spooky.

CLUTCHY

A man with a green face and a poorly drawn cigarette

Frankly, what makes this costume great is how many times you'll have to clarify what you're going for. Is it a bad Mask costume? A really bad Slimer? Were you aiming for the Grinch but weren't able to commit the whole way?

Dear reader, the possibilities are simply endless when you go as Clutchy, beloved mascot of this self-same blog. As an added bonus, you can kinda be a jerk while dressed as Clutchy and you can just say it's part of the costume.

AS AN ACTUAL GOTTDAMN AXE TARGET

an axe target costume. I'm serious. It's so bad.

I'm not even joking right now. We've peaked, axe throwers. We jumped the shark.

But I guess this target is closer to an IATF one than a WATL one, so hey, that's something? Though I feel like if I saw this at a party I would, in fact, feel a weird sort of secondary cringe. You do you, tho.

DRESS UP AS AN 81 FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN PARTY

(don't show up but insist you're coming) HAHAHA GOTTEMMMMM.

MOODY THROWER WHO LOST AND WON'T CELEBRATE THAT THE OTHER THROWER HIT AN 81. THEY AREN'T ANGRY ABOUT IT. NO BRO, THEY TOTALLY ARE FINE ABOUT IT BUT THEY'RE GONNA GO LOOK AT THEIR PHONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE THAT'S ALL.