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4 days ago6 min read
Axe throwing isn't dying, so stop thinking it is.
Every few months I come across a fellow thrower or a post on faceflop about how axe throwing is taking its last, desperate puffs of a...
Jan 304 min read
I messed up by thinking too much: a guide.
Yesterday was the fourth week of our Wednesday league. A day, dear reader, that I normally feel is a little special. A little treat...
Jan 213 min read
Great Axpectations: Set goals, but don't depend on 'em.
First, let me apologize for abandoning you last week. You see, I had the Norovirus, and I was only capable of sleeping and cosplaying as...
Jan 74 min read
Lane etiquette: are you polite, planning, or poopeh?
I did a lot of unnecessary work to get three "P" words in a line there that made even a little bit of sense, so be patient with me as I...
Dec 31, 20243 min read
My last year in axe throwing
All good things come to an end, and time continues its ever-shuffle toward eventual entropy, now is the time that we reflect on what...
Dec 10, 20242 min read
Axe Throwing Conspiracy Theories
Pebbles sent in another banger of a post, and I just couldn't find a reason to wait on publishing it. So put on your tin foil hat and get...
Dec 3, 20243 min read
Gang, I was hella sick. Throwing sick is ruff.
Today is the very first day I felt anywhere close to my typical, gregarious self. For the past...hell...12 days (!) I've been very, very...
Nov 15, 20247 min read
Profit vs purpose: Are axe venues a business, or a community hub?
There is a perennial issue with axe throwing which, truthfully, we as a community really don’t have a handle on. Axe throwing is fun,...
Nov 7, 20244 min read
What to do when your axe venue is burning.
At some point in your axe throwing life, it’ll happen. Probably multiple times, really: your axe venue will start burning down. And while...
Oct 2, 20243 min read
League Tourney Night: My 3 Goals
It's here: the one night every ~2 months that feels like a high school dance. Where the performance of the past 7 weeks disappears and I...
Oct 1, 20242 min read
The Ultimate Guide for Ruining Axe Leagues In 4 Easy Steps
You know what? I'm tired of pretending like I care about this sport. Giving helpful advice, meeting people - helping this community grow...
Sep 19, 20243 min read
Don't think twice, it's alright: stop doubting your 5th throw decisions.
I've noticed something, dear reader. As I shuffle around on this mortal coil and begin to get familiar with axe throwing in particular, I...
Sep 17, 20244 min read
Introducing: RYODHAI, a new Axe Badger correspondent from Australia
It was the beginning of September. Still very hot, still very much summer here in Lancaster, PA. I was dillying. Dallying. Then I got an...
Aug 29, 20243 min read
The Absolute Freedom of a 100% Clutch Call League Run.
Dear reader, we all wanna win a bit. Maybe you haven't a single competitive bone in yer body, but there is at least a part of you - maybe...
Aug 24, 20244 min read
The Worst Types of Axe Throwers: An Unqualified List.
I know we're pretty lovey-dovey, everything is fun and great and everyone is fun and great and whatEVER here at Axe Badger headquarters,...
Aug 20, 20242 min read
A Plea For The Standard Axe Throwing Uniform.
Some of us have tee shirts. Others wear jerseys like we're part of a bowling alley league. Honestly, I think these are both fantastic...
Aug 17, 20243 min read
New IATF Regions: It's All Wrong.
Now, I could start this post by going into a whole discussion about the concept of tribalism and how it is thought that humanity, due to...
Aug 10, 20244 min read
I Went to Urban Open 2024 and All I Got Was A Sense of Community and Value
This was my first year competing in the Urban Open, having gone as a spectator last year to support fellow leaguers and to get sweet,...
Aug 1, 20243 min read
The Urban Open is This Weekend: Here Are My Goals.
The Urban Open was the very first bigtime tournament I went to. Granted, I didn't compete that first time (I didn't yet understand the...
Jul 18, 20244 min read
Hey Gang, I Donked This Axe League Real Bad. That's Okay.
PERCEPTION, REALITY, AND THE FRUSTRATION OF KNOWING JUST ENOUGH. Well, dear readers, I want to admit something to you all: I kinda failed...
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